Welcome to AirgunDepot.com’s top five. Today we have the top five zombie apocalypse guns. You might think that the Gamo Zombie’s gonna be on our list, but no that’s only a .177, all that’s gonna do is piss off a zombie. These guns take your zombie down. So let’s get started.
And now number 5. Number five on our list, the Hatsan Hercules. This is a 13-pound, dual tank, .45 caliber chunk of zombie killing awesomeness. Tell the devil I said send boy zombies.
Number 4 on our list, the Hatsan Bull Master. This is a .25 caliber, semi-automatic zombie mincemeat making machine. When life closes a door, and a kitchen window opens, and a zombie climbs through, this is bone Appetit baby. I love the smell of necrosis in the morning, smells like victory.
Number three on our list, the Seneca Dragon Claw. This is a slug slinging, arrow launching, zombie blasting beauty. With .50 caliber slugs and air bolts, I’m bringing the zombie apocalypse to a dead stop. Headshot.
Number 2 on our list is the AirForce Texan. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most powerful production air rifle on the market, and isn’t that what you want when you’re fighting an army of the undead. Ladies and gentlemen, this is my boomstick. Everybody makes fun of the redneck until there’s a zombie apocalypse.
Number one, the FX Ranchero Arrow. This is not something that you pick up at your local taco shop, this is something that you get when zombies have risen out of their graves, and the world is ending. If this were in every zombie movie, there wouldn’t be any zombie movies, because there wouldn’t be any zombies. As I walk through the valley of death, I am kicking ass. And here’s your number one.
And there you have it, our choices for the top five guns for the zombie apocalypse. There’s plenty more out there, and so we want to know what would your top five be? If you need to stock up on your zombie killing machines, go to AirgunDepot.com, and always remember to like, subscribe, and ring the bell. Good luck folks, we’ll be thinking of you.